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Joke of the Day

"Guys love it when you rest your head on their shoulder at the movie theatre. Their girlfriends however... not so much."

"I just want to be rich enough to stop giving people toilet paper for Christmas"

"Why Snoop Dogg can't eat a hotdog... Because he drops it like it's hot!"

"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"

"Somebody asked Hillary Clinton if she would be going to see 13 hours... She said no, she had already slept through that one."

"Have you heard about the kidnapper? He's really got away with kids."

"What does a doughnut have in common with a nut? They dough nut have anything in common."

"What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice."

"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."