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Joke of the Day

"Guys love it when you rest your head on their shoulder at the movie theatre. Their girlfriends however... not so much."

"Man goes into the store... ...and he's quite startled by what he sees. The clerk has these great bushy eyebrows. Horrified, the man stutters, ""Can eyebrows your inventory?"""

"Vectors Joke When (i) think of crossing with (u) I get my own normal vector, if you know what I mean. ;)"

"How did the cynic die? He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt."

"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."

"There is a huge body of evidence to support the notion that me and the police were put on this earth to do extremely different things."

"What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? Irrelevant!"

"Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine? Because of his retractable clause."

"Admit it, no one really knows how to use the memory function on a calculator. We're all just too embarrassed to ask now."

"What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines"