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Joke of the Day

"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."

"Women don't consider it chivalrous when you open bathroom stall doors for them."

"At this point, camels should know better than to put straw anywhere near their backs."

"An MIT grad, a Harvard alum and a teenager that just got released from juvenile hall are all working at a Starbucks. ..."

"If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather what does he raise in wet weather? An umbrella."

"Yeah, I'm allergic to wheat, but I really like it so I eat it anyway. I'm a real gluten for punishment."

"What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm."

"What's the difference between Jack Daniel's and General Custer? Jack Daniel's is still killing indians."

"A man goes to the doctors, complaining about a pain in his eye. Man: Every time I drink coffee I get a sharp pain in my eye Doctor: Have you tried removing the spoon first"

"how to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones"