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Joke of the Day
"How did the cynic die? He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt."
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"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."
"Q: How do you fix a broken chimp? A: With a monkeywrench."
"Guess who I bumped into at the opticians? Everybody"
"Cake day: How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Response: I don't know, I'm no scientist."
"My wife made a good point yesterday."
"According to Cunningham's Law, the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the right answer and wait for idiots to tell you you're wrong."
"Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive"