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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine? Because of his retractable clause."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 plowed 6 in the ass"
"Cow jokes **What do you call a three legged cow?** *Tri tip* **What do you call a cow with no legs?** *Ground beef* **What do you call a masturbating cow?** *Beef Stroganoff*"
"Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog? ***""IT DOESN'T MATTER""!***"
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees"
"We heard that the building was being attacked by a giant fly... ... So we called the SWAT team."
"My girlfriend was voted most likely to succeed And it happened. She sucks my seed every night."
"McDonald's uses canola oil, Five Guys uses peanut oil, and Taco Bell uses... castor oil"
"[picks up date] *slides over hood of car* *slides off car onto another car* *slides off that one onto another car* *date looks at her watch*"
"Tried to catch fog today Mist"