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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine? Because of his retractable clause."
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"What's the difference... between a girls mouth and a girls vagina? There is none! I want my penis to be inside both of these things."
"I was watching a film with my little lad earlier.. He said, ""Dad I'm scared, is that woman going to die?"". I said ""Judging on the size of that horses cock, then yes son, I'm afraid so""."
"Whats another term for acid? Its on the tip of my tongue..."
"In mother Russia... How much woodchuck would a wood chuck if a wood could chuck woodchuck?"
"Dozens of Foxnews employees found dead in horrible murder spree! They were in the Kentucky Church in Kingsman! /(this joke makes sense if you have seen the movie)"
"How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough"
"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing."
"Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa."
"I'm sorry for the things I said when I was attempting to take off my sports bra."