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Joke of the Day

"Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth? No, my boyfriends not gay."

"My dad never really loved me as a child I can't really blame him though ; I wasn't born until he was an adult."

"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti made from milk protein... But sadly he pasta whey."

"What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!"

"What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever"

"One ovary was talking to another ovary.... Left Ovary: ""Better watch out!"" Right Ovary: ""Why?"" Left Ovary: ""There's two nuts out there trying to cram an organ in here."""

"Mother tells her computer geek son, ""Go get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."" So he goes, and returns with 6 cartons of milk."

"I will never forget what my grandad said just before he kicked the bucket. He looked me dead in the eye and said. ""Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"""

"Chrysler is recalling over 24,000 vehicles due to unexpected brake failure that could put many unsatisfied customers out of their misery."

"People say you are what you eat... So you're a dick."