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Joke of the Day
"Just bought a new disposable razor. Or a spaceship."
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"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."
"hey tomorrow you could be hit in the head by a block of cheese so frickin live ur life today before you have to wear ice on ur head tomorrow"
"Have uou ever played the Michael Brown drinking game? You just stand there and take 8 shots"
"Thank you for telling the definition of ""many"" to me. It means a lot."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... and says ""Oh dammit some asshole has my pen!"""
"Happy Birthday, black Jesus."
"Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!"
"Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*"
"Van Halen on tour in 2012! I doubt the Mayans realized they'd be up against ""Drop Dead Legs"" when they predicted the end of the world."