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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever"
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"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. I am jobless now."
"What is the best part of living in Flint You get free Orange Juice"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it's gone."
"No Deja vu please...I Don't want to go through that again"
"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds."
"Republicans were just informed about the effects of Global Warming on the polar ice caps They're losing their cool!"
"I lost my phone when it was on vibrate I guess if I loved it so much I should have put a ring on it"
"When I leave a plane, I tighten the belts before I leave so that whoever sits there next will think ""wow, whoever sat here was very thin""."
"Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids. Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour."