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Joke of the Day

"One ovary was talking to another ovary.... Left Ovary: ""Better watch out!"" Right Ovary: ""Why?"" Left Ovary: ""There's two nuts out there trying to cram an organ in here."""

"Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them."

"What's the difference between Joan Rivers' face and Kate Upton's tits? 5000 views"

"A little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? The father replied, ""No, some begin with - If I am elected."";"

"Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married."

"My girlfriend asked if I would spend a month away from her for 5000 dollars. It's tempting, but I don't think I can afford it."

"If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too."

"[NSFW] I like to wait outside hospitals Because I like my MILFs fresh."

"I love the new Upvote noise Reddit made... Thank you."