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Joke of the Day

"My dad never really loved me as a child I can't really blame him though ; I wasn't born until he was an adult."

"Q: What is the lightest thing in the world? A: A penis because just a thought can lift it."

"What's the best pun at a wood working convention I just got lathed"

"10x2 and 11x2 are the same thing 10x2=20 and 11x2=20 too"

"""Are you sexually active?"" [Flashback to that one time I sat in a chair a girl was just sitting in and it still felt warm.] ""Yes."""

"Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!"

"Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day.. I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce."

"Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so"

"Well, say what you will about Jerry Sandusky... At least we know he drives slowly through school zones."

"As a grown adult man, good luck trying to scare me with anything besides a gun, or common household insects."