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Joke of the Day

"My dad never really loved me as a child I can't really blame him though ; I wasn't born until he was an adult."

"If women can do anything men can do... how come they haven't oppressed an entire gender?"

"Killing two birds with one stone this weekend Taking my mother to Hooters sounds rock solid."

"Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity? Do you know the definition of insanity?"

"Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow."

"The only camper that is a Happy Camper is the one who drank enough alcohol to forget that he's CAMPING."

"People are getting way too eager for holidays there's 365 days till Christmas and people already have decorations up!"

"A blonde asks her brunette friend... ... ""Didn't you get an HIV test last week?"" ""Yeah, it came back negative"" answered the brunette The blonde responds ""Maybe you should study next time"""

"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""

"Maybe it's just the mushrooms talking, but I should probably write down everything they say."