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Joke of the Day

"I will never forget what my grandad said just before he kicked the bucket. He looked me dead in the eye and said. ""Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"""

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?"

"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"

"Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course? There was a hole in Juan."

"Why don't black people lay in the sun? ...because it's 92.96 million miles away."

"October tenth is a day that I rate... 10/10"

"What do you call a group of gay elephants? A parade."

"You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night? Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime."

"Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is."

"Looking at a playground, how can you tell which kid is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide and can't swing."