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Joke of the Day
"Can you think of any snake jokes? Because I serpently can't."
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"I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question. The interviewer asked what my passion was and I said, 'tax laws'."
"He took both kids grocery shopping by himself so I could ""relax"" so now I'm sitting here suspicious that he's done something to piss me off."
"What's the difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg? [x-post from r/4Chan] An egg gets laid before it cracks. [Source:](http://i.imgur.com/L4kXpw8.jpg)"
"I met my girlfriends dad last weekend, he told me ""Anything you do to my daughter ill do to you on my front lawn!"" I said ""I suppose you'll be buying me dinner on your front lawn?"""
"The reason iPad has no camera is that there's no way to take a good pic while laughing at how goofy you'd look using it as a big ass camera."
"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."
"Will a rabbi charge a lot for circumcisions? No. He just keeps the tips."
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"2 whales walk into a bar. First whale says: ooooEEEEEEEEaaaayyyyyuuuuuuaaaaaa eeeeooOOOOYAIIIAIIIEYOOOooooooo Second whale says: Shut up Steve, you're drunk"