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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink."

"Because we love Adel.. Why did my computer just say hello? Oh, that's right. It's A Dell."

"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!"

"Have you ever eaten out a Chinese girl on her period? I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup."

"Guys. GUYS! Every issue of National Geographic is now on DVD-ROM. FINALLY! God I've missed masturbating to sweet aborigine pancake titties!"

"Job openings. A female HR calls a guy: Lady: Sir, I have two openings. Man: Yes, I know. The lady hangs up."

"What do you call racist jokes that are made about black people? Dark humor"

"I quit smoking, drinking and chasing women... Worst 10 minutes of my life..."

"Boy-Girl Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*"