24630
Joke of the Day
"Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store."
Next Joke
"Evidently, trying to schedule parent/teacher conference over drinks and ""we'll see what happens"" is considered inappropriate."
"what do you call a mexican with no legs? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay."
"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names."
"Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage"
"Why did the woman cross the road? Good fucking question, I need to get stronger locks for the home dungeon."
"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"
"When I get a dog, I am going to name him Franz Ferdinand So I can take him out (I tried)"
"Trump , Clinton, and Hitler are about to fall of a cliff. You only have time to save on of them. Tell me why you saved Hitler."
"What did the caterpillar say to the cocoon after he broke out? Moth."