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Joke of the Day

"Got bad news today. Doctor says I have Nimitz Disease. But don't worry. I'm just a carrier."

"Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it."

"MIGRATING BIRDS Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent!"

"*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color"

"Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do."

"Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank? Police say they're looking for a small medium at large."

"Haram Two jews walk into a bar. NOT IN MY COUNTRY"

"women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister"

"I was called a village idiot today which really upset me. I live in a city."