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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg? [x-post from r/4Chan] An egg gets laid before it cracks. [Source:](http://i.imgur.com/L4kXpw8.jpg)"

"What is the difference between Trump's tie and a horse's tail? The horse's tail covers the whole asshole"

"A bogey man who's a pretty good guy is... Snot Bad."

"*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* ""Make a wish,"" I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*"

"Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes."

"What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd? Masterchief"

"What does a black Santa say? Hoe, hoe, hoe."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side"

"Kids - there is no Santa. Those gifts were from your parents. Happy New Year from Wikileaks"

"A man walks into a Swedish chemist shop..... ... and asks for some deodorant. The shopkeeper says 'ball or aerosol?' The man answers 'neither, I want it for my armpits."