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Joke of the Day

"What's a pedophile's favorite musical key? A minor Hahahahahaha I'm making music flashcards and I'm soooo bored :/"

"[1st day as undercover cop] *approaches drugdealer* Me: ""Yes hello I'd like to purchase one crack and two marijuanas please!"" *gets stabbed*"

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It may take me a while to get hardI just got laid last night."

"What do you mean mom, how could my birth certificate be expired?"

"What do Muslims do at a Rammstein concert du fast"

"I found some dignity. If no one claims it in 24 hours, I'm keeping it."

"Roses Rose are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And so am I"

"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"

"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"

"What is 6"" long and not getting sucked this Valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe"