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Joke of the Day

"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"

"Who comes in the fog? Seamen."

"What does Hitler do on a windy day? He flies a kike."

"Warring nations should hurl their politicians at each other."

"Once I got my art degree I didn't need to deliver to people anymore. Now they come to me, explaining what they want me to create. Then I ask them to pull up to the next window."

"Did you know Jesus has nice abs? He does crossfit."

"Did you hear about the uncircumcised volcano? It was covered in smagma."

"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."

"So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy."

"This Halloween I'm going to dress up like Bernie Sanders... and go around the bar drinking 90% of everyone elses beer..."