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Joke of the Day
"Roses Rose are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And so am I"
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"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"
"What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey? To flick through it as fast as possible."
"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"
"That's one healthy flower bed you've got blooming in your backyard. How many bodies do you have buried there? -My attempts at small talk."
"You probably solved a problem which Einstein couldn't solve because he didn't see it"
"I've never played Jenga, but I have had to extricate myself from a sleeping toddler in my bed, so I think I could handle it."
"Why is Trump like a man with a tuber fetish? He wants to put the Dick back in Tater."
"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"
"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."