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Joke of the Day
"Roses Rose are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic And so am I"
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"There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name, exploring the world he dreamed was his fame, but... He's fucking retarded."
"Guy: [pulls out knife] Me: But I'm allergic to stainless steel Guy: [stabs me] Me: Noooo I'll get a rash"
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"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room because it's black."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."
"Two hipsters walked into a bar... The first went in before it was popular and the second was only being ironic."