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Joke of the Day
"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"
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"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time That's right get it in there"
"Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail? Because they couldn't cross the streams."
"What do black people and dividing by zero have in common? They don't work."
"My signature move is not caring which one yours is."
"Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the ""pouring rain."" Well atleast the dew point is coming down!"
"My Ideal Woman is a Single Mother ...once I've finished with her."
"I hate when I can't understand what I'm eavesdropping on."
"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"
"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"