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Joke of the Day
"What is 6"" long and not getting sucked this Valentine's day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe"
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"How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day? F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)"
"My doctor told me that I should avoid salty things I'm gonna miss playing MOBAs"
"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."
"I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters"
"What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike? Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget."
"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"
"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."
"What's green and has wheels? A Pickle and I lied about the wheels."
"Two dinosaurs walk into a bar.. I couldn't believe it. (Got this from a comedy show)"