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Joke of the Day
"I found some dignity. If no one claims it in 24 hours, I'm keeping it."
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"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"
"How do you make an archaeologist blush? [repost for spelling] You hand him a dirty tampon and ask him what period it's from!"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? (Sorry if this has already been posted!) None, he fell."
"When my kids are bad I take them out to the woodshed and tell them a bunch of boring stories about the people at my work"
"If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan"
"For Halloween my husband asked me to dress up as a nurse, cause that's one of his fantasies: That we have health care."
"Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!"
"What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles? A reptile dysfunction"
"How do you make a redditor... Click on a post?"