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Joke of the Day

"Number one rule as a snake charmer, never fall in love."

"My father was in the holocaust, he fell of a guard tower!"

"God damn it Adolf... I told you to pass me the juice not gas the jews!"

"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."

"""Mommy, I don't wanna grow up and die!"" ""Oh. Well, you can die at any age, really."""

"Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus? Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human."

"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."

"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."

"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."