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Joke of the Day

"Where do really smart birds roost? In a dictonaerie."

"What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know."

"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"

"One day my kid will ask me why he's half human and half final exam"

"My grandpa always said... They were so poor, if he wasn't born a boy during the Depression, he would of had nothing to play with."

"Why did the Jew cross the road? Because the wind blew him there."

"Mr. Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? ""No!"" Oh really. And what's your first name? ""Indiana"" [jury gasps]"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"

"Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning? Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese?"

"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"