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Joke of the Day
"God damn it Adolf... I told you to pass me the juice not gas the jews!"
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"Never trust a depressed elevator. It'll only bring you down."
"Sometimes I wonder if I need to spell it out to people.. But then I realised I typed it, so I already did spell it out."
"I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one..."
"I can control sheep by just listening to them It's true, I heard them with my own ears"
"What did the man without a voice box say?"
"Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty"
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can actually finish a race."
"How did Mace die? Through the Windu."
"Marriage is like Disneyland. Magical at first but then you realize that there's someone else in the Mickey suit."