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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee? Cus he drank it before it was cool..."
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"Hey girl are you my golf clubs? Because I tottaly forgot to take you out of my trunk."
"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"
"What do you call a brewer's first beer? A rough draft."
"How many syllables does the word ""Gloria"" have? CATHOLICS: 18"
"I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. ""You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty"""
"You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life."
"The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal Much to his dismay, he got cold feet"
"The inventor of the elevator should be credited for the birth of awkward silence as well."
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind"