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Joke of the Day
"I slept like a baby last night... ...I woke up screaming because I had shat myself"
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"What kind of blowjob does a screwdriver give? Flathead"
"If a hungry shark is after you what should you feed it? Jawbreakers!"
"What has a bottom at the top? Your legs."
"Me and my baby mama are gonna name the kid Pun It wasn't intended"
"Why do riot police get to work early? ... .... To beat the crowd."
"In the words of my dead grandmother..."
"""Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?"" ""I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?"" ""Because that headstone over there says, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"""
"Confucius Say Women who fly plane upside down have crack up."
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!!"