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"How do you know when you have a high sperm count? Your partner has to chew before swallowing..."
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"Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking..."
"What did one coffin say to the other? Is that you coughin'?"
"White may not be able to say the ""n"" word But they can say words like ""Hi Dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""
"I've had the clap so much that it's turning into applause."
"How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton"
"My sister told me not to post a joke about the WTC. I asked, What Trade Center?"
"Breaking: CNN confirms planes need fuel to fly. In other news, scientist confirm brains are not needed to work at CNN."
"What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?"
"Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"