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Joke of the Day
"My father was in the holocaust, he fell of a guard tower!"
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"What goes ""ha ha, thump thump?"" A guy laughing his balls off."
"What is Batman's least favorite Sex Act? The Pearl Necklace."
"I got fired today, because my boss caught me masturbating with a vegetable Apparently nursing homes have strict rules about what you can do with patients."
"What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates? Cheapskates getting cheap skates"
"What rings twice and screams once? Ray Charles answering the iron"
"An atheist, a vegan, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."
"Why did the stoplight turn red? You would too, if you had to change in front of all those people."
"I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words."