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Joke of the Day

"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."

"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors"

"HELLO 911, I NEED TO REPORT A HALO SCORE THAT'S ""CRIMINALLY"" HIGH LOL!!!! ... yes you can talk to my mom"

"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"

"I ran into the back of a dwarf's car. He said he wasn't happy. I said ""Well which one are you?"""

"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"

"A magician was driving in his car... ...and he turned into a driveway."

"What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop? On duty"

"The 1996 film ""Crack"" was directed by whom? Francis Snort Cokealot"

"An Irishman offended everyone in the pub by making witty jokes about their mums. What was his name? O'Byrne"