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Joke of the Day

"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"

"Do you know what you call a nickle and a penny? The Sixth Cents"

"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."

"i was about to smoke a joint in the park but then i saw a sign that said ""keep off the grass"" and felt judged."

"My daughter turns 3 today. Due to our tight budget, we're not telling her."

"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."

"If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom."

"Nice try weed people... Are we just supposed to legalize anything that comes from the ground? What's next potatoes?"

"*Lysol kills 99.9% of germs on my counter* LYSOL: ""Hey .1% germs... ( -_-)>- (_) Tell your friends"""