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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted? He was outstanding in his field..."
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"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window"
"FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes everyone's been eaten."