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Joke of the Day

"I heard Bill Cosby made a sex tape.... Twice as strong as duct tape."

"What is the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak"

"Can someone please explain this joke to me? How do you get the elephant out of the theatre? You can't. It's in his blood."

"If she says, ""I'm OK,"" you're fine. If she says, ""I'm Fine,"" You're not OK."

"Before their conflict with the Decepticons, the Autobots won a much less interesting but emotionally charged war against the Emoticons."

"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."

"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourettes Society. It's the thought that cunts!"

"As I sat there twirling my finger in my hair, I thought ...I really need to shave my balls"

"My sister is an expert pastry-maker. She has to be to stay employed, her job has a high turnover rate."

"TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming ""Reddit Gold"" Apparently there's this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love."