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Joke of the Day

"Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!"

"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."

"""Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead"" she hexed."

"What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? ""Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo"

"What do you call a really bad driver in France? A woman."

"I like my women like I like my games.. ..pay to play."

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal, F the rest."

"My boss told me to ""dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman."

"Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!"

"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"