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Joke of the Day

"Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is around $643.27. Apparently"

"Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation"

"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."

"school is like a boner School is like a boner its long and hard, unless your Asian"

"Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!"

"what did the mexican firecheif name his kids... Hose A and Hose B"

"After two months, I finally finished reading a book on herbs & spices It's about thyme. Bet you didn't see that one cumin."

"The difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy."

"What's an epileptic's motto? Carpe diem."