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Joke of the Day

"FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes everyone's been eaten."

"The most underused drug is birth control pills."

"What's the I.T. guy's favorite pokemon game? It's a toss up between ruby and perl."

"Some of my most meaningful relationships started because I was too lazy to leave the room."

"Yo mama so fat... You have to yell OMNIKIN before you kick her."

"What did the bull say after sleeping with a transexual cow? ""That was no Miss Steak!"""

"What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets? A little get together"

"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide"

"What do you call a chicken with political ambition? Republic-hen"

"The good news First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."