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Joke of the Day
"Don't worry, it's not sexist! I'm half woman on my mothers side."
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"Why did Jeb lose support? He was always beating around the bush... Without getting to the (common) core!"
"What do horny campers and Leo Di Caprios acting have in common? They are both fucking intense!"
"What did one piece of butter say to the other? Aaayyy mah butter from another udder"
"The realization that Netflix knows me better than my closest friends...."
"Fighting childhood obesity.... ....is as easy as taking candy from a baby."
"The ultimate home security system is having shitty stuff."
"*speaks at high school graduation* Your 12 year free trial has expired. To continue your education please submit your credit card info."
"A cunt. What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom"