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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lying rooster? A cock you wouldn't believe!"
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"Random drunk guy: if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together. Me: It's perfect the way it is with N and O together."
"Why do dwarf's laugh while playing football? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"You don't need to hold a girl's hand during an abortion... There's a handrail next to the toilet."
"What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute? The headless whore's man"
"What do you call it when a group of people in a single vehicle travel through a lengthy underpass? Carpool tunnel!"
"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"
"My wife has been really cold to me lately. Ever since she passed away."
"[first date] her: so, tell me about yourself! me: well, im not good with dates her: but you're doing fine! me: christmas is on september 3rd"
"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."