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Joke of the Day

"I hate people with club feet... I'm lack toes intolerant."

"I decided to rob a blood bank They caught me red-handed."

"How do you find a girl with no legs? Follow the slime trail."

"Psychiatrist to his nurse: ""Just say we're very busy. Don't keep saying 'It's a madhouse.'"""

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"So I just saw the new fifty shades of grey movie It was pretty Greyt"

"""There's no '1' in ' team.'"" - guy who wrote ""Se7en"""

"What did Jesus do to lose weight? Crossfit"

"How does a bad comedian sleep at night? I don't know."

"This guy was all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""