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Joke of the Day

"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"

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"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."
"Picking up McDonald's coffee now for tomorrow morning. Hopefully, it'll be cooled down by then."
"What to do if you run over a black man in the rain? Well, you have an hour before the rain dries..."
"I don't get scatological humor. That shit isn't funny to me."
"My friend uses 'supossebly' and I never correct her. I like her irregardless."
"Let's spend the rest of our next 5 to 7 years together."
"BDSM browsing reddit... Just a dom looking for a sub."
"I've got a major hate-over after Hitler's birthday yesterday... Needless to say, things got a little heated."
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day It sucked. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."