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Joke of the Day
"My wife has been really cold to me lately. Ever since she passed away."
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"If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill If girl is far from you - Mobile bill If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill. Moral - No Girl - No Bills!"
"How do you get pickled bread? With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain"
"Oh good, a gift card to Arby's. *waits for their birthday* Them: Thanks Aimee for the... *opens box* (cat hair pasted to paper & framed)"
"A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots."
"Q: Why do Polish names end in ""ski"" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan."
"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke!"
"Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit? Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something."
"What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto? Worcestershire"
"Don't blame me for your issues. Your seat on the crazy train was reserved long before you met me."