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Joke of the Day

"A geeky joke: An SQL Query walks into a bar... ... and joins two tables."

"A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 am I told her, ""namaste in bed""."

"When I was little I asked God for a bike. He didn't deliver so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."

"hey look! *picks up a tiny ghost costume off pavement* how cool is thi ew why is it wet? ""dude, that's a condom"""

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize? I heard he was outstanding in his field."

"A kid at the park said a giant hemorrhoid is heading toward Earth. I know he misspoke but in the closing days of 2016 one can't be too sure."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired."

"what never gets old? a miscarriage."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... ...in two enormous cups."

"What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!"