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Joke of the Day
"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."
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"Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed? Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads."
"Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks."
"Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun."
"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"
"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"
"My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. ""You look young enough to be my daughter."""
"The guy who wrote the book ""everybody poops""... ...should write Number 2"
"Even after repeated search attempts, the atom couldn't find its lost electron... Yet, on the brighter side, it remained positive."
"Interviewer: we need someone experienced, this job will break you... Worm: (slowly breaks itself in two while maintaining eye contact)"