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Joke of the Day
"Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun."
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"Your mom reminds of bricks She's constantly getting laid by Mexicans."
"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"
"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"
"What do you cal a Deaf and Mute person? It doesn't matter. He's not going to come."
"I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered ""You too"" when the barista said ""Enjoy your bagel."""
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"Why did the pedophile cross the road? To get to the other slide."
"Different religions can be really strict about adherence to their principles. I hate anal sects."
"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"