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Joke of the Day

"Surfing is a good choice for people who like skateboarding but wish it had more sharks."

"When I die, I want to go like my grandpa..... Peacefully in my sleep, unlike them whinny kids screaming as the bus went off the cliff."

"Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner."

"I was going to make a joke about a carp that had hands But it was too metacarpal."

"Weekend special: What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk? My zipper"

"When you've got bad hair and a chin zit all you can do is wear a low cut shirt and hope people look you in the tits instead of your face."

"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."

"The moderators of /r/jokes remind me of my browsing history. [deleted]"

"Did you hear about the elephant that orgasmed? It was all over town."

"Can you tell me a joke existential in nature?"