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Joke of the Day

"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"

"How to tell if you suck at football... Hint: You call it soccer."

"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."

"Donald trump isn't a wight supremacist... he IS an orange supremasist"

"If Trump wins the election, Mexicans be like.. [removed]"

"I love sex. O wait, guess it's not a joke."

"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."

"Isn't it amazing that human brains are still faster than supercomputers? Eventually they'll start putting wheels on the machines though."

"New guy: I really like your name Me: Thanks I got it for my birthday"

"Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye? Because she was seeing somebody on the side."