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Joke of the Day
"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."
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"In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't gay. But he's still in the Nile."
"If I swollow A weener whole, will it come out the same way? I feel like it would be really good if that happened."
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"The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things."
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan."