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Joke of the Day
"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."
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"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby."
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"How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb? does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?"
"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."
"If you want to know how many hours your mom was in labor with you, tell her you won't be able to come over & visit."