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Joke of the Day

"A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl: Dear marie, today is good day, you are anmol for me, But u have crack jacked my heart, because i have a little heart, And now i m in 50/50 position."

"Why do artists die early in life? Too many strokes."

"Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette? Because they have a lot of manors."

"What's worse that biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion."

"What's a 12 year old boy's favorite romantic comedy? PS4, I Love You"

"The circles under my eyes are so dark, Animal Planet is following me around filming a documentary about a raccoon out of its natural habitat"

"So, tonight at the library I asked the librarian if they had any books on turtles ""Hardback?"" she inquired. ""Yes"" I said. ""and little heads."""

"A guide to hating people. Step 1: get to know them."

"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"

"Cookies Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The second cookie says ""holy shit! A talking cookie"""