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Joke of the Day

"Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby."

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well"

"A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices"

"There has been a rise in sheeple recently. Someone better tell the sheep shaggers to wear some protection."

"A pirate with a parrot on his shoulder was applying for a job. His resume spoke for itself."

"A roman guy enters a bar, raises two fingers... And say to the bartender: five beers, please!"

"Her: Eckspecially. Me: *walks away*"

"It's Afro Carribean Hair Day at work tomorrow... ...I'm dreadin' it."

"Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church? It's a house of warship"

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."