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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins in an oven... ...One says to the other, ""Blimey it's hot in here"" The other screams, ""AARRRGGGHH, a talking muffin!!!"""

"I could never run for a political office I'm too out of shape. I could, however, waddle for a political office"

"What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off."

"I'll complain about the government invading my privacy after I tell you where I am on Facebook and posting what I'm eating on Instagram."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"

"Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It's so fun to watch them freak out!"

"Why do native american's hate snow? Because it's white & on their land."

"How do you make any woman wet? Liquor"

"When is it okay for monks to use e-mail? When there are no attachments"

"If at first you don't succeed, you're probably assembling furniture from IKEA."