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Joke of the Day

"What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college? Bison."

"What does America and Sauron have in common? They are both shit at protecting towers"

"A cheerleader gets up in front of me and says ""2, 4, 6, 8..."" I was like ""don't even!"""

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"Shout out to all hoarders, sleeping on piles of cats and whatnot."

"In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s."

"You can't trust Atoms .. They make up everything"

"[God making African animals] Screw it. Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer."

"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."

"Melon love Two melons in a romantic relationship were discussing their feelings for each other. ""Honeydew you love me?"" asked the first. ""Yes,"" replied the second, ""but we cantaloupe."""