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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college? Bison."
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"*writes 'amount to something' on bucket list* *crosses it out* *writes 'mount something'* Yeah. That's do-able."
"What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus? Nothing. They're both crustacians."
"I don't trust chairs. They just don't sit right with me."
"I'm at my most NASCAR driver when I really have to pee."
"Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other."
"saw guy at the store hand his gf some ""cutie"" oranges and say ""youre the real cutie."" i went to the bedding aisle and screamed into a pillow"
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk"
"I just lost my left arm and left leg in an accident. I'm all right now."
"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."