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Joke of the Day
"ME (watching a sea of a million llamas stampede over the horizon): dear God, it's the alpacalypse"
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"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door? Matt."
"What did hitler say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? ""Au, schwitz!"""
"Yelling someone's name in different voices until they finally hear you"
"I got sent out of class today at school. The teacher yelled at me, ""What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, ""Hello?"""
"whats the difference between the duke of york and Katy price? the duke of York only had 10,000 men"
"What's the opposite of shell shock? Shell expectation"
"Just heard on the news about the 1993 luggage murder. Apparently the police are reopening the case"
"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."
"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."